I HATE TOMATOES!

 

 

 Are you a tomato lover? Well, you probably won't believe this, but your favorite veggie is a toxin to me!

They taste awful! When I eat them, it feels like a mixture of strawberries, lemons, and limes blended in a dirty sock filled with mud, bugs, and onion water. Solidified by elephant poop, jammed into a one-hundred-year old horse intestine:(

They bring me to three hells! When I eat them, it feels like,... Well, in the first one I am chained to the bottom of a lake of lava. Then, in the second I am dipped in boiling oil. Finally, in the third, I am shoved down a volcano portal back to the world of living once I swallow it:(

They are dangerous! Did you now, when there is excess of tomato in the human body, there are high chances of getting heartburn, kidney problems, Lycopenodermia, urinary problems, etc. They are also deadly for your own dog! Don't believe me, then go google it!

So in all, tomatoes are a mixture of the most vomit-worthy, disgusting things (Apart from strawberries), that will bring you to three hells, and can give you yuckusting (Yucky + disgusting) diseases like Lycopenodermia. 

In my opinion, tomatoes are the worst veggies in the world.